The Impossible quiz one answers<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 1: Four<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Four (holes in the words \u201cA Polo\u201d, alternatively holes in a polo sweater: 2 for hands, 1 for head and 1 in the bottom)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 2: No, but a tin can<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: No, but a tin can (Wordplay: A match can\u2019t box but a tin can.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 3: K.O<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Click the words THE ANSWER<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 4: THE ANSWER<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Click the words THE ANSWER<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 5: Right click then move over then click, or move off the screen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Right click then move over then click, or move around the screen, or click and hold the left mouse button, move straight to the destination point and then release it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 6: Shallots<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Shallots (Shallots are the roots of onion)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 7: An elephant<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: An elephant (it\u2019s referring to real life)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 8: Yes!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Find the green tick with the message \u201cYes!\u201d (under \u201cse\u201d in \u201cSearch!\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 9: THAT ONE (top right)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Top right \u2018THAT ONE\u2019 (it points to the bottom left option, where the answer to Q2 was)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 10: Dentures<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Dentures (\u201cchoose = \u201cchews\u201d, therefore making the task \u201cChews Food\u201d) + 1 Skip<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 11: n<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: n (it\u2019s the second letter after the word \u201cDecember\u201d in the task)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 12: The dot above \u201cI\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: The dot above \u2018 i \u2018 (It\u2019s the smallest blue dot there)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 13: F\u2019TAANG<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: F\u2019TAANG (does sound a lot like a bell)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 14: Torch<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Torch (lighter as in brighter, adding a torch makes it \u201clighter\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 15: HORSE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Type \u2018Horse\u2019 on the on-screen keyboard<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 16: H<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: H (the 7th letter of the alphabet)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 17: 17.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: The question number (the result of the subtraction of the question)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 18: Hammer<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Hammer (MC Hammer reference: \u201cHammer Time!\u201d in the clock)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 19: Blue, Orange, Green, Green, Yellow (BOGGY)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Blue, Orange, Green, Green, Yellow (BOGGY)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 20: Seal!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Seal! (Seal the deal) + 1 Skip<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 21: Green flash (top left)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Top left option box (will flash in green after a few seconds but you can still click it.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 22: +1 Skip<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: +1 Skip (skip to the next question)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 23: BRAN<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: BRAN (You have to give a name to the file in order to save your changes)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 24: Click the \u201cV\u201d in \u201cLiVes\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: \u201cClick the \u2018V\u2019 in lives\u201d (If you cycle over the colours, they show that message)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 25: Shoe Polish<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Shoe Polish (has silver nitrate, and silver can be used to kill werewolves)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 26: Arsefacey<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Arsefacey (the rest of the locations actually exist in the UK)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 27: GO TO 28<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: GO TO 28 (you\u2019re in Question 27, so you\u2019ll be sent to the following one)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 28: Abundance<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Abundance (\u201cA bun dance\u201d, perfectly describing the dancing cupcake)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 29: Egg Mayonnaise<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Egg Mayonnaise (Splapp thinks it tastes like cardboard)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 30: Cross through the tunnel<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Cross through the tunnel (Or cheat by either abusing right-clicking, or holding the left mouse button)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 31: Woof. Woof. Woof.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Woof. Woof. Woof. (number of times Splapp\u2019s Badly Drawn Dawg barks)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 32: Babycham and Human Faeces<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Babycham and Human Faeces (\u201cBabycham\u201d= \u201csham\u201d, \u201cfaeces\u201d = \u201cpoo\u201d, making \u201cshampoo\u201d together)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 33: 7<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: 7 (There are 7 letters in \u201cHIS HAND\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 34: Remove mouse<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Move the cursor away from the screen or just simply right-click (elephants don\u2019t like cursors, because they\u2019re the on-screen representation of computer mice)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 35: Green smiling button<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Wait 5 seconds, then click the green smiling button that appears + 1 Skip<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 36: A walk<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: A walk (because a fly without wings can\u2019t fly, therefore making it a walk)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 37: Of course not<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Any answer is correct (you can\u2019t get this question wrong)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 38: Mary Rose<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Mary Rose (as in \u201cMary got up\u201d after sitting on a pin)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 39: Cylindrical Adventures<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Cylindrical Adventures (Splapp\u2019s Flash animation where the cylinder belongs)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 40: Cross over the right-click menu<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Cross over the maze; you can cheat by right-clicking or holding the left mouse button, moving to the point and then releasing it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 41: AFRO<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: AFRO (the most peculiar thing of that duck, plus it\u2019s not called \u201cafro\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 42: 42nd 42<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: The 42nd 42 (it is the second 42 on the bottom row; reference to the book \u201cThe Hitchhiker\u2019s Guide to the Galaxy\u201d, where it\u2019s stated that the answer to the ultimate question about life, the universe and everything is 42)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 43: Tom Cruise<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Tom Cruise (Jerry McGuire reference)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 44: .<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Click the dot on the nailed puzzle piece (if you solve the puzzle, it says: \u201cClick here\u201d and has an arrow pointing to that dot)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 45: W RONG (cross sun flag skull up)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: WRONG (top right option box). (everything is in Wingdings: question says \u201cPotatoes fly\u201d, options say \u201cIndeed\u201d, \u201cWRONG\u201d, \u201cWhy not?\u201d, \u201cROFL\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 46: OMGF U KILLS SONIKKU U BASTUD<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: OMGF U KILLS SONIKKU U BASTUD (one of the comments to Splapp\u2019s Flash \u201cSonic Breaks his Neck\u201d, from which the picture is taken)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 47: Red<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Find the red button with an invisible cursor (around where the arrow on the \u201cVanish\u201d bottle was)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 48: SNAAAAKE!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: SNAAAAKE! (Metal Gear Solid reference)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 49: SPLAPP-ME-DO<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: SPLAPP-ME-DO (correct spelling of the name)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 50: O.K.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: O.K. (you must remember both codes)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 51: Fight! (mash the mouse)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Repeatedly click the Spatulon and the Phlovomite until the Spatulon wins<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 52: 3rd from left<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Click the third batch of leaves, which belongs to a carrot (Splapp actually traced a carrot\u2019s leaves for that one)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 53: \u2026but pa might not<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: but pa might not. (\u201cMarmite\u201d = \u201cma might\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 54: No, about 20cm off the ground<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: No, about 20cm off the ground (\u201cShanghai\u201d = \u201cShe hang\/hung high\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 55: A games console for wholemeal biscuits<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: A games console for wholemeal biscuits (definition of a digestive system) (10) + 1 Skip<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 56: Blue, red, blue, yellow<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Using your invisible cursor, press the buttons in the following order: Blue, red, blue, yellow (colour code from Q50)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 57: Erm\u2026 one?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Erm\u2026 one? (Count Dracula: count him)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 58: Shepherd\u2019s Pie<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Shepherd\u2019s Pie (the ones made out of shepherds. Also, blood is a drink)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 59: Charge ur lazer! (mash the mouse)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Repeatedly click the Shoop da Whoop face until it has charged its laser and destroys the bomb. (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 60: No\u2026 (unless you did 59 without retrying upon running this flash)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Answer this honestly: no if you didn\u2019t make it the first time you got here since opening the Flash, or yes if you managed to do it the first time. If you choose the wrong one, it\u2019s a Game Over.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 61: Thumbs up<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Thumbs up icon (\u201c(Y)\u201d makes the thumbs up emoticon on MSN)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 62: Moss<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Moss (the question was written with a lisp, so \u201cmoth\u201d actually means \u201cmoss\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 63: Tasteless white filth<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tasteless white filth (author\u2019s personal opinion on Chicken McNuggets)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 64: Egg > 28<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Egg > 28 (completely random, according to Splapp)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 65: LARGEST<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Click the word \u201cLARGEST\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 66: !<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The \u2018!\u2019 at the end of the words \u2018the world\u2019 (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 67: A big hairy arsonist<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A big hairy arsonist (because the picture is a \u201cbum on IST\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 68: Stroke the cat<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stroke Chris the cat with your mouse until filling the bar; he\u2019ll make an odd \u201cmeow\u201d before you move on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 69: LOL, 69<\/p>\n\n\n\n
LOL, 69 (sex position and reference to question number)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 70: Using its anus<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Using its anus (as in what makes the dog smell bad)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 71: Green<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Click on any option box when it turns green (timing\u2019s important)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 72: Middle far left switch (it\u2019s small)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Click on the light switch, located near the left edge of the screen; you will be presented with a funny picture of a lemur before moving on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 73: ? (top right)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Top right \u2018?\u2019 (the one that matches the one in the task)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 74: No one knows that<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: No one knows that (the game assumes nobody who has got to this point knows how many questions there are)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 75: ESCAPE!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: [WATCH OUT] After the bomb is lit up, click the escape arrow quickly (it will appear under the question number; if you fail, it\u2019s an instant Game Over) (1) + 1 Skip<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 76: Sugar, honey, honey<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Sugar, honey, honey (reference to the song \u201cSugar Sugar\u201d by The Archies)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 77: Question 77<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Question 77 (the question isn\u2019t talking about the picture, but actually about itself)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 78: FOUR<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Four (the only option that has ever been a correct answer before; \u201cD\u00e9j\u00e0 vu\u201d is when you experience something you think you have already experienced before)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 79: U<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Click the U in \u2018what do yoU mean?\u2019, (it\u2019s shaped like a horseshoe, and that\u2019s what the question\u2019s asking you to click) (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 80: Filthy Romanians<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Filthy Romanians (Romania was known to have the highest rate of hepatitis, which is a liver infection)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 81: Run cursor up and down lightning rod<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Rub the cursor up and down on the pole, and after the lightning strikes on it, click on the green arrow that will appear on the monitor on the right.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 82: Clip the toenails<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Cut all 10 toenails by clicking them (you have to be fast) (6)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 83: National Dyslexic Association<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: National Dyslexic Association (joke about how dyslexic people would naturally mess up the initial letters of their own association)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 84: Green Shooting Star<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: You must only touch the shooting star, avoiding the meteors. Before doing so, you must grab the Skips here, since you will need them later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SKIPS: There are 2 Skips here. the first one will appear around the top left corner, while the second will fly from the top right corner of the screen towards the left side shortly afterwards. Roll the mouse over them to collect them. (You can only collect two skips, so if you used one or more skips before this question, you can\u2019t get a third skip.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 85: I loved it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: I loved it! (you\u2019d better have enjoyed the mini-game)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 86: The Prince<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: The Prince (from the Katamari video game series; he\u2019s green, and the \u201csticky balls\u201d refer to the Katamaris, which collect what they touch)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 87: .<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: he dot after \u201987\u2019 (it\u2019s hidden; therefore, it\u2019s what is missing from this question)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 88: Break Sonic\u2019s leg (mash the mouse)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Repeatedly click until Eggman snaps Sonic\u2019s leg (a scene from Sonic Breaks His Neck) (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 89: Blindness<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Blindness (rubbing dog faeces into your eyes may make you blind)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 90: Nonce<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Nonce (Michael Jackson had nose jobs, but \u201cnonce\u201d is British and Australian slang for \u201cchild sex offender\u201d) (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 91: Rip the note (no clicking involved)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Hover under the third hole in the paper on the left side; it will start to rip. You have to move all the way across to rip the paper in half. (\u20265)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 92: 194, 27, 26, 14, 9, 3, 2.5, 1, .4<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Click the numbered heads in descending order (\u2018194\u2032, \u201927\u2019, \u201926\u2019, \u201914\u2019, \u20189\u2019, \u20183\u2019, \u20182.5\u2019, \u20181\u2019, \u20180.4\u2019). If you do it, Mars will sing \u2018What Is The Light?\u2019 by The Flaming Lips. If you take too long to answer this question, a bomb will appear. (\u202610) GLITCH: If you click all the numbers too quickly, the bomb will give you a game over while Mars is singing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 93: Go! (behind bomb)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Move the bomb away and press \u201cGo!\u201d (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 94: The bomb is a dud<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: You must not do anything; the bomb is a dud bomb, and clicking the \u201cDetonate\u201d button would obviously make it go off.(\u201c10\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 95: Remove mouse, click Red<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Move your cursor away from the screen (or right-click), then click the red button after the cat leaves (the cat will stay on the screen if your mouse is on screen, as cats like mice)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 96: A right mess<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: A right mess (if you put both a number 1 (pee) and a number 2 (poo) on a calculator, that\u2019s the result) (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 97: 10+ times!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: 10+ times! (the game will assume you have restarted that amount of times anyway) (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 98: Blue, red, blue, yellow<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Click on the words \u201cBlue, red, blue, yellow\u201d, ignoring the colors they\u2019re written in (referencing the Answer: color code from Q50) (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 99: At green, click sign<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: [WATCH OUT] When the traffic light turns green (at 1 second), click the sign next to it (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 100: Two<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Two (there are two holes in two Polo mints) The Epic 10<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 101: Chihuahua<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Type \u2018Chihuahua\u2019 on the on-screen keyboard (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 102: Touch the dots! (one of them doesn\u2019t have one)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Touch all of the dots by rolling your mouse over them and avoid the squares. One section has no circle and just one square; wait for the square to disappear. If you miss one, you lose a life and start the question over.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 103: Slight down and slight right (you\u2019ll know)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Using your invisible cursor, search for Dennis the Square Tomato, who\u2019s invisible as well (it\u2019s on where the \u201cc\u201d in \u201csearch\u201d was located before fading away). Glitch: if you click it twice, you\u2019ll skip Q104. (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 104: Large yellow sad moon (Hey! Why not the large gray sad moon?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Large yellow sad moon (the opposite of what the task said; \u201cyellow\u201d doesn\u2019t have an opposite) Glitch: like the previous one, clicking the large yellow sad moon twice makes you skip the following question. (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 105: BANANA (spell it from apple, nectarine, and gooseberry)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Spell \u201cBANANA\u201d using the \u201cA\u201d in \u201cApple\u201d, the \u201cN\u201d in \u201cnectariNe\u201d, and the \u201cB\u201d in \u201cgooseBerry\u201d (it\u2019s the only way to refer to the picture of the banana on screen) (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 106: Click the arrow (right-clicking whacks you in the head)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Follow the road, then click on the arrow that will appear at the end (right-clicking doesn\u2019t work here, unlike previous maze questions; clicking and holding the left mouse button in the beginning and releasing it in the end will do the trick though)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 107: Don\u2019t click TRY AGAIN on the gameover screen<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: When you put your mouse on any of the answers, a fake Game Over screen comes up. Don\u2019t do anything. Just wait and it will disappear, before you proceed. (If you click try again on the fake Game Over screen, a new one that says \u201cOh, you idiot!\u201d will appear and you will actually get a Game Over)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 108: 4 8 15 16 23 42 execute<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Type \u201c4 8 15 16 23 42\u201d (the number code from Q50 and reference to \u201cLost\u201d) on the on-screen keyboard, then click \u2018Execute\u2019; if you fail to do this, the computer will go completely crazy and display hieroglyphics before you get a Game Over. (11)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 109: Make the monkey poo (mash the mouse), then click on arrow<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Repeatedly click Spidermonkey until he craps out an arrow. Click on the arrow to move on (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question 110: Use all seven skips<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Use all of your Skips by clicking on them; if you don\u2019t have all seven of them when getting here, it\u2019s Game Over. (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Impossible quiz two answers<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Up his sleevies (armies = arms, sleevies = sleeves)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Paint (green paint, because otherwise there wouldn\u2019t be green to see)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Earth (the rest of the options are actually candy bars)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:American (A merry can)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Type what Frank tells you to do (either \u201carse\u201d, \u201ccarrot\u201d, or \u201cudder\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:8 (\u201cSentence\u201d has 8 letters)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Press the right arrow key (on your keyboard)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:10 letters in (\u201cThe Great Wall of China\u201d starts after ten letters into the question)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Click the creature several times to make it evolve.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SKIP: Click the bubble on the right side.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Click and drag the words \u201ca penguin\u201d to reveal the answer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Don\u2019t touch the blue parts of the maze. First head up, then to the left, click and hold the left mouse button to grab the key, then head over to the right and put it into the lock to proceed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Fine (even reading the question upside-down, the answer is still the right way up)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Lederhosen (a hosen is a construction used to spread liquids through an area)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Click the 14 twice (if you drag the dots around so that the red markings line up with the white boxes, they create the message: \u2018Click the question number twice\u2019)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:A backwards dog (God is the word \u201cdog\u201d spelled backwards)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Chris (the series\u2019 cat; you can see him and his name in the credits)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Touch the brown balloon with your mouse, but don\u2019t touch any of the red ones. It\u2019s best to start with your mouse at the top of the screen then move into position<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Fly sandwiches (a spider likes eating flies, a man likes eating sandwiches)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Fusestopper (it says so in the instructions of this quiz)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Turn on the light then pop all of Slick\u2019s zits. (12)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
FUSESTOPPER: Pop the purple zit on Slick\u2019s visible ear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:30 (questions in The Impossible Quiz Demo, not The Impossible Quiz)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Pink Clouds (candy floss looks like pink clouds)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Win the Tic-Tac-Toe game by dragging the circle around 23 to the appropriate spot. It\u2019s on the 2nd column at the bottom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Space (it\u2019s located under the \u201csea\u201d, or \u201cC\u201d key)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:When it\u2019s a jar (a jar = ajar, which means open)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:You run. You run so far away. (taken from the Demo of the first Quiz; reference to the 80s song \u201cI Ran (So Far Away)\u201d by A Flock of Seagulls)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Press 1 on the keyboard. (5)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:This is Sparta! (location pointed in the map)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Move the mouse to the small area to the right of the stream of water to find a green gem. If you accidentally uncover a bomb, drag it to the water to put it out. Be careful; there are some 1-second time-bombs! Don\u2019t just drag the bombs screen, it will still cause a GAME OVER. (1-5)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SKIP: Find the green bomb under RC in \u201csearch\u201d and let it explode. (\u201c3\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2299: You\u2019ll have to use the sink to defuse the bombs, instead of the Fusestoppers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Click the 0 in 30. (A Rolo is a chocolate candy with no holes) (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Drive down the M4 (two whales = to Wales, to which you get by driving the M4)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Click the finger (\u201cpick nose\u201d, as in \u201cpicking your nose\u201d) (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Click the 33 (which looks like a pair of bums)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Click the \u201cDeath\u201d button (pressing the word \u201cthis\u201d in the question\u2019s message will give you a Game Over; don\u2019t get tricked!). (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Aim for the face (you play darts by aiming at the face of the dartboard, not of the babies)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Tequila (to kill her)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Move the mouse out of the flash window or right-click, and an elephant will fall (since elephants don\u2019t like mice).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Mash any buttons on the keyboard (except TAB) to fill the meter (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Same as 11, only your pointer disappears. Use the circles to guide you through the maze. Head up and to the left in the branching point, then to where the key is located; head all the way back from where you came holding the key, then go to the lock in the right path of the branching and open it with the key. (15)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2299: Fusestoppers won\u2019t wake up because the bomb\u2019s timer doesn\u2019t start until you make the maze appear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Toucan (Two can)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Click on the circle to the right of the word \u201csmallest\u201d, which will shrink a few seconds after getting here. You don\u2019t have to wait until it shrinks to click it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
FUSESTOPPER: You can find it in the bottom-right corner; it\u2019s invisible until you put your mouse on it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Drag Horse-Worm\u2019s fist and drop it on Pig Buster (the worm on the right with the scarf, reference to a Flash by Gingerneck)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:A random question from The Impossible Quiz (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ex. 1 Question: \u201cSave changes to untitled?\u201d \u2013 \u201cBran\u201d (q. 23)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ex. 2 Question: \u201cClick the answer\u201d \u2013 Click the words \u201cThe answer\u201d (q. 4)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ex. 3 Question: \u201cWhat flavour is cardboard?\u201d \u2013 \u201cEgg Mayonnaise\u201d (q. 29)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ex. 4 Question: \u201cBridget makes everyone\u2026\u201d \u2013 \u201cTom Cruise\u201d (q. 43)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ex. 5 Question: \u201cWhich magical property do dog eggs contain?\u201d \u2013 \u201cBlindness\u201d (q. 89)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ex. 6 Question: \u201cWhich is the correct spelling?\u201d \u2013 \u201cSPLAPP-ME-DO\u201d (q. 49)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ex. 7 Question: \u201c?\u201d \u2013 Top right \u201c?\u201d (q. 73)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ex. 8 Question: \u201cWhat is the 7th letter of the alphabet?\u201d \u2013 \u201cH\u201d (q. 16)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ex. 9 Question: \u201cMary rose sat on a pin.\u201d \u2013 \u201cMary rose\u201d (q. 38)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ex. 10 Question: \u201c(Y)\u201d \u2013 Thumbs up icon (q. 61)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ex. 11 Question: \u201cShanghai?\u201d \u2013 \u201cNo, about 20cm off the ground\u201d (q. 54)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:What you say!! (reference to the \u201cAll your base are belong to us\u201d meme)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Click the second E in \u201cI see\u201d (it\u2019ll turn green) then the I, then the E, then the I, then the O in \u201cO RLY?\u201d (EIEIO)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Around Orion\u2019s waist (Orion and Orion\u2019s Belt are constellations, and the Belt is literally located on Orion\u2019s starry waist!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Universal Serial Bus (It\u2019s in space, it\u2019s carrying cereals, and it\u2019s a bus)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:USB Ports (where Universal Serial Buses pick up their passengers)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Follow Frank\u2019s directions. Be careful not to type anything if it doesn\u2019t say \u201cFrank Says\u201d at the top, though. (it\u2019s either 4-3-?-9-Enter, which gives you a picture of Dennis the Square Tomato; Delete loads of times, which gives you a lemur with a Santa hat; Ctrl-Space-Up-Alt, which gives a pic of a gross stick figure; or X-Q-B, which gives you a pic of Chris).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Part 1: Click the Badly Drawn Dog\u2019s mouth to chew the bone (10); part 2: Rub your mouse over him to \u201cpet\u201d him (6)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2299: There are TWO bombs in here. A Fusestopper can\u2019t be bothered to deal with two of them!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Click \u201ccame last\u201d (it will turn into \u201cCAMEL ast\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Move the mouse back and forth over the lamp to clean it. You can do it up and down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Click next to the G (notice it looks like an arrow, which is uncommon on the quiz.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Circle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:There is a mouse\u2019s tail near the bottom right corner. Drag that mouse onto the circle, so that it gets caught. (6)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Pok\u00e9mon (to get Pikachu onto a bus, just \u201cPoke him on\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:lol micropenis (located on the duck\u2019s crotch)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Four (the answer \u201cFOUR\u201d has FOUR letters)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Press Space on your keyboard (since it\u2019s displaying outer space)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Click and drag the \u2018R\u2019 in \u201cvarnish\u201d away from it (so that it says \u201cvanish\u201d, before vanishing itself)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Just keep dragging the cat down as quickly as you can. (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:To get to the other side (this will always be the reason the chicken crossed the road)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Edam (a kind of cheese that happens to be the word \u201cmade\u201d backwards)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Press the \u201cQuality\u201d button on the bottom of the screen (because it has \u201cQ\u201d, the seventeenth letter of the alphabet)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SKIP: Type \u201cQ\u201d on your keyboard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Click on all six differences between the Spatulon images: the planet in the background; a very small cloud missing on the right side; one of the mountain tops near the missing cloud is missing the spatula on its peak; a crease under the Spatulon\u2019s eye; the smallest tooth closest to its cheek is missing; and at the very bottom near its right hand the ground is a different colour. (You must click on the differences on the image on the right) (15)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Goat\u2019s Blood (a cow\u2019s favourite beverage)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Click all the lighter coloured leaves off the body. (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
FUSESTOPPER: Click the flower on its necklace<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer: Intricate maze with invisible cursor. Start by going up and to the left; then, take the narrow lower path until the very end, and put your mouse on the green button; a message in the middle of the screen will appear, saying \u201cThe code to turn off the universe: 8-2-7-5\u201d, which you must remember for Question 100; take the shortcut back to the beginning of the narrow path, but head up instead, to where the key is located. After grabbing the key, go the right and then down, avoiding getting crushed by the blocks, and then open the lock with the key.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Checkpoints are for the weak and mentally challenged. (these Quizzes are known for NOT giving you checkpoints!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Click on the bomb\u2019s counter when it\u2019s at 2 (it\u2019s the result of the subtraction); by the way, LOL 69 (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2299: How are you gonna find the answer without the bomb?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:[WATCH OUT] Click on Chris, then memorise how many times he gets punched before fainting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:28.8kbps modem (insanely great thing) (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Violence (Violence the Strawberry, a character by Splapp)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Mash the bush repeatedly to cut it and give it a new shape (8)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:No (question taken from the Demo of the first Quiz; if you click \u201cYes\u201d, you\u2019ll get sent back to the loading screen and be forced to restart)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Refer to Q70, how many punches Chris took before fainting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:AIDS (Splapp admitted in his Tumblr that this question has no actual logic or pun, it\u2019s just random)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:A fat bloke (likely to see in America; question taken from the Demo of the first Quiz)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Move the mouse over the handle until the Phlovomite\u2019s head pops out of the box (15)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Drag the \u201con\u201d in \u201cdragon\u201d (\u201cDrag-on\u201d) to the circle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:A corpse\u2019s bra (blood turns blue (deoxygenated) when you die, hence the blue tits of the question)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Grey goose (9th picture at the bottom right, that\u2019s an anser)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Click \u201cObvious\u201d after the bomb starts flashing, when it gets to 3 seconds (8)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2299: You NEED the timer of the bomb reaching 3 seconds or lower to click the answer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:83. Drag the ground away, then click next (7)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
84 blue red blue yellow\u2026 tip before the game<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Click blue, red, blue and yellow (referencing the colour code in Question 50 of the first Quiz; it\u2019s also given as a Tip of the Day in this game\u2019s loading screen)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:NEVAR! (Splapp stated at the end of the credits: \u201cI\u2019m not making any more, two of the quizzes is enough!\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Type \u201cU\u201d on your keyboard (letter of the alphabet that comes after \u201cT\u201d) (5)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:[WATCH OUT] Click the egg that was pointed at by an arrow instead of the carrots.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Don\u2019t do anything (the bomb will just say zero, then read \u2018OH\u2019) (\u201c15\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2299: It\u2019s a dud bomb, therefore you can\u2019t disintegrate it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:I\u2019d have thought at least one of them would have ducked (the people mentioned in the question\u2019s message walked into a bar; an iron bar, that is, which makes you wonder why didn\u2019t they dodge it)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:TL;DR (don\u2019t read the message; a 1-second bomb will appear after 25 seconds) (\u20261)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2299: The bomb won\u2019t appear until after a while, and it\u2019s just too big to be defused.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:[WATCH OUT] Click on Amy Rose\u2019s head when the aim appears. BOOM! Headshot! (scene from Splapp\u2019s animation \u201cSonic Breaks his Neck\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:None \u2013 I\u2019m on question 92 of the Impossible Quiz 2 ???? (if you have made to this question, you probably don\u2019t have a life at all)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Click the phrase \u201cthe odd one out\u201d (not Dennis the Square Tomato) (7)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Silence (if you say \u201csilence\u201d, you break the silence)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Click the numbers in the following order: \u2018-15,1\u2019, \u2018-4\u2019, \u20180\u2019, \u20182\u2019, \u201915\u2019, \u201815,1\u2019, \u201976\u2019, \u2018151\u2019, then wait or click the arrow that reads \u201cEnough\u201d that will appear on the top left of the picture. (15)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Click your current number of lives at the bottom of the screen (smaller than all of the four options you are given) (5)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Click \u201cK\u201d in \u201cBLACK\u201d (the K is in the center of the \u201cblacK hole\u201d from the question) (15)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:5 (the amount of times lemurs have appeared or been mentioned throughout the Quiz!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Burst 99 red balloons. Popping a blue one will make you lose 1 life; popping a green one will reduce the red balloon counter by 1, and the bomb rockets will KILL YOU! (song \u201c99 Red Ballons\u201d will play in the background afterwards)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2299: Fusestoppers don\u2019t know how to deal with rockets. And even if they did, there are way too many of them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Click 8-2-7-5 then click the red flashing lever (the code is from green button in Question 67) (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chris\u2019 Incredible 20<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Type the whole alphabet from \u201cA\u201d to \u201cZ\u201d on your keyboard. (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Drag away all the pictures, and then click Chris\u2019 face in the middle. (7)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Red (the blood is the collar, and blood is red; it could also be referring to his actual collar, which he\u2019s wearing on the credits, accessible from the main menu) (8)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Clean the windows; a Fusestopper recommended. (15)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Click the switch behind the question number. Once you click it, a picture of an animal will appear. (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Remove the eye of the left Sigworminator and put it on the metal-thingy legs in the middle to make eye on legs, then drag the kiwi in the hand into the place where the eye originally was. (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Question repeat from this quiz, with the respective original options being omitted. Click on where the answer was in, including your number of lives or the question number if it\u2019s either of those cases. (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Follow the green arrows, not the red ones, and click Chris\u2019s head (it\u2019s best to remember the path, sometimes, and the green arrows are the right way, while the red arrows point in the opposite direction) (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Graphite (graph fight) (15)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Click all the red squares (remember, it\u2019s not always the same). (15)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Type: \u201ctebahpla eht\u201d (That includes the space key) (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Drag the can of Cheesy Fish-mush to the can opener. Use the mouse to operate the can opener by going round and round. When the can is open, drag it to the dish (15)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Click brown (Chris\u2019 fur\u2019s colour, also used as the question colour; rather straight-forward).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Use the left and right keys repeatedly of the keyboard to brush the teeth (12)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Caturday (Chris is a cat, so of course Caturday is his favourite) (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Drag the pieces into the unfinished fusestopper. (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:A question from the demo of the original game, randomly chosen from those that didn\u2019t make it into neither of the two full-length games (answer normally).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Don\u2019t do anything. (If you press tab in any of the quizzes except the Demo, it\u2019s Game Over) (\u201c10\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Type \u201chorse\u201d, then \u201cpeanut\u201d then \u201cchihuahua\u201d before each Frank Bomb explodes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2299: Frank Bombs are immune to Fusestoppers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Answer:Random reference to a previously answered question from this Quiz. Click on the number that represents said question and you will win. (You cannot skip this question as Chris will put his hand over the skips and his hand will say \u201cNO CHANCE\u201d) (10)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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